(Verse 1) Yo, Carlos Suárez, what’s the deal? You swing that bat, but can’t catch a feel, In the big leagues, you’re a bit of a joke, Swing and a miss, man, you’re all out of smoke.

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Chasin’ those dreams, but you’re moving too slow, With every strikeout, you’re losing your glow, But we still love ya, just thought you should know!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the base? Looked like a toddler in a high-speed race, You’re the king of the bloopers, that’s no lie, Even the umpire had to laugh and cry.

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Chasin’ those dreams, but you’re moving too slow, With every strikeout, you’re losing your glow, But we still love ya, just thought you should know!

(Bridge) You got the heart, but where’s the skill? You’re like a rollercoaster, it’s a wild thrill, From the field to the bench, you’re a sight to see, But hey, at least you’re not boring, that’s key!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Carlos, keep swinging that bat, Just remember to run, don’t fall flat on your hat, We’re all rooting for you, through thick and thin, Just don’t trip on the way to the win!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Chasin’ those dreams, but you’re moving too slow, With every strikeout, you’re losing your glow, But we still love ya, just thought you should know!

(Outro) So here’s a toast to the man of the hour, Carlos Suárez, you’ve got the power, Keep it light, keep it fun, that’s the way to be, Just don’t forget to run, or you’ll miss the spree!