(Verse 1) Yo, Blanca Suárez, queen of the screen, But let’s talk about those roles, if you know what I mean. From ‘Las Chicas del Cable’ to the big Netflix scene, But girl, your character choices? They’re a little too keen!

(Chorus) Blanca, Blanca, what’s the plan? One minute you’re a star, next you’re in a jam. With a wink and a smile, you’re the talk of the town, But we all know you trip when you’re wearing that crown!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you slipped on the red carpet? Everyone gasped, but you played it like a starlet. You laughed it off, said, "I’m just doing my dance!" But we all saw you tumble, girl, give us a chance!

(Chorus) Blanca, Blanca, what’s the plan? One minute you’re a star, next you’re in a jam. With a wink and a smile, you’re the talk of the town, But we all know you trip when you’re wearing that crown!

(Bridge) You’ve got the looks, you’ve got the flair, But sometimes your fashion? Girl, it’s a nightmare! Those outfits you rock, they’re a hit or a miss, But hey, we love you, can’t resist that kiss!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Blanca, with your quirky charm, You keep us laughing, you’re the life of the farm. From your Instagram posts to your movie scenes, You’re the queen of the mishaps, living out our dreams!

(Chorus) Blanca, Blanca, what’s the plan? One minute you’re a star, next you’re in a jam. With a wink and a smile, you’re the talk of the town, But we all know you trip when you’re wearing that crown!

(Outro) So keep shining bright, don’t take it too hard, We’re all just here, cheering from the yard. Blanca Suárez, you’re our favorite star, Just remember to watch where you’re walking, ha ha, bizarre!