Title: "Bhookha Bandarrrrr – Ultimate Madness"

[Hook (Catchy & Repetitive)]

Bhookha bandarrrrr, pet mein hai toofan!

Samosa gira, amma boli—"Haaye Ram!"

Bhookha bandarrrrr, pizza bhi udaaya!

Bill dekh ke bola—"Beta, bas ab bhaag!"

[Verse 1:]

Thandi chai mein baraf ki daalll,

Pakode ke andar mili ek machhar ki chaalll!

Murgi boli—“Main nahi andaa doongi,”

Egg roll bola—“Bhai, tu sirf roti khayega aaj!”

DJ wale ne ganna lagaya,

Bandarrrrr ne disco mein dhol bajaya,

Bhalle paani mein bana tsunami,

Lassi pi ke bhool gaya mummmmy!

[Hook Repeat:]

Bhookha bandarrrrr, pet mein hai toofan!

Samosa gira, amma boli—"Haaye Ram!"

[Verse 2:]

Scooter pe chadke panda gaya Goa,

Tandoori chai pi ke bola—"Thoda aur do na!"

Pav bhaji ke plate mein chipkali ki partyyy,

Ganne ke juice mein mili ek akhbaar ki cutting!

Paratha roll ke andar tha burgerrrr,

Maggie ke saath tha chutney ka murder!

Gol gappe waale ne pucha—“Kya chahiye?”

Bandarrrrr bola—"Ek dum teekhaaa, bhaaiye!"

[Hook Repeat:]

Bhookha bandarrrrr, pizza bhi udaaya!

Bill dekh ke bola—"Beta, bas ab bhaaggg!"

[Verse 3:]

Dahi bhalla tha freezer mein lost,

Aloo tikki bola—“Bhai, thoda sauce!”

Biryani ne pulao se bola—"Main asli hu re!"

Pulao bola—"Beta, tu toh sirf masale ka dhokha reeee!"

Dosa ke andar nikla momos ka bhai,

Samosa ne pakode se bola—"Main tera jijaji bhai!"

Jalebi ne rasgulle se poocha—"Tu gol kyun hai?"

Rasgulla bola—"Main bina tension ke cool kyun hoon bhai?"

[Hook Repeat (Final):]

Bhookha bandarrrrr, pet mein hai toofan!

Samosa gira, amma boli—"Haaye Ram!"

Bhookha bandarrrrr, pizza bhi udaaya!

Bill dekh ke bola—"Beta, bas ab bhaag!"

[Outro:]

Bandarrrrr ab bhag gaya, lassi pi ke bhaari!

Tandoori momos ne chhupa liya saari!

Biryani waale ne bola—"Bhaiya, bill doge?"

Bandarrrrr bola—"Main cashless ho gaya bro!"

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