(Verse 1) Yo, Benoît, you’re the king of the quirk, With a face like that, you’re a real piece of work, From ‘C’est arrivé près de chez vous’ to ‘Les Rayures’, You’ve made us laugh, but let’s talk about your failures!

(Chorus) Benoît, oh Benoît, what’s that you say? You’re the master of mishaps, in a funny way, With your wild antics and your crazy style, You keep us laughing, but let’s roast you for a while!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on your own two feet? You fell so hard, it was a viral tweet! And that film where you thought you could sing? Let’s just say, you’re no pop star king!

(Chorus) Benoît, oh Benoît, what’s that you say? You’re the master of mishaps, in a funny way, With your wild antics and your crazy style, You keep us laughing, but let’s roast you for a while!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, but your jokes are a mess, Like that time you wore socks with sandals, no less! You’re a Belgian treasure, but let’s keep it real, Your public persona’s got that comic appeal!

(Verse 3) From ‘Les Émotifs Anonymes’ to ‘La Dérive’, You’ve made us chuckle, it’s hard to believe, But when you’re on screen, it’s a wild ride, Just don’t take yourself too seriously, take it in stride!

(Chorus) Benoît, oh Benoît, what’s that you say? You’re the master of mishaps, in a funny way, With your wild antics and your crazy style, You keep us laughing, but let’s roast you for a while!

(Outro) So here’s to you, our quirky friend, Keep making us laugh, it’ll never end, With your goofy charm and your silly flair, Benoît Poelvoorde, you’re beyond compare!