(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Ben Affleck, the man of the hour, But let’s talk about your career, it’s lost some power. From Batman to Daredevil, what a wild ride, But we all know that suit was a little too tight!
(Chorus) Ben Affleck, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the flop, but you still shine bright. With a smile and a wink, you take it in stride, Just a Hollywood heartthrob with nowhere to hide!
(Verse 2) Remember Gigli? Yeah, that was a blast, A rom-com disaster, it didn’t last. You tried to be serious, but we just can’t forget, The way you and J.Lo made us all sweat!
(Chorus) Ben Affleck, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the flop, but you still shine bright. With a smile and a wink, you take it in stride, Just a Hollywood heartthrob with nowhere to hide!
(Bridge) And let’s not forget the Dunkin’ Donuts craze, You’re the coffee king, in so many ways. But when you spill it on your Bat-suit, oh man, You’re just a regular dude with a superhero plan!
(Verse 3) You’ve had your ups, you’ve had your downs, But you still rock that smile, you wear the crown. From the Oscars to the tabloids, you’re always in sight, Just a lovable rogue, making life feel right!
(Chorus) Ben Affleck, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the flop, but you still shine bright. With a smile and a wink, you take it in stride, Just a Hollywood heartthrob with nowhere to hide!
(Outro) So here’s to you, Ben, keep doing your thing, With all of your quirks, you’re still the real king. We’ll laugh and we’ll cheer, through the highs and the lows, Just a funny diss track, that’s how it goes!