[Intro - Brass Fanfare]

Trumpet calls echo through the streets

'Thursday morning... he rises...'

'The payment comes... he waits...'

[Verse 1]

Wake up like a Balkan king, no need to clock in

Government money flowing, let the brass begin

Dancing through the streets with my virtual pay

While the trumpets and tubas lead the way

[Pre-Chorus]

System says yes (Hey!)

Confetti rains (Hey!)

Welfare warrior in a brass parade!

[Chorus]

I'm a welfare junkie, living life so free

(Trumpet solo: Ta-ra-ra-ta-ta!)

Every Thursday morning, dancing through the streets

(Brass section: Bam-bam-ba-da!)

No shame in my game, I've got that Balkan soul

When that money hits, watch the trumpets roll!

[Brass Break]

(Wild Balkan brass solo with crowd cheering)

[Verse 2]

Living life like Boban, trumpet in the air

Government deposits got me dancing without care

Digital confetti raining on my phone

While the tubas keep that heavy bottom tone

[Bridge - Traditional Chant]

Hey hey hey, welfare king today!

(Crowd Response: Opa! Opa!)

Dancing through the system our Balkan way!

(Brass Section: Full blast!)

[Key Change - Higher Energy]

Now we take it higher!

Let the brass inspire!

Welfare warriors unite!

Dancing through the night!

[Final Chorus]

I'm a welfare junkie, and I'm here to stay

(Full brass section explosion)

Every week's a festival, that's the Balkan way

When that money hits, watch the trumpets play

Digital deposits make my brass band sway!

[Outro - Gradual Street Parade Fade]

(Brass band marching away)

(Distant cheering)

(Final trumpet call echoes...)