(Verse 1) Yo, Arnold, you the Terminator, but let’s be real, Your acting’s like a robot, can’t feel what you feel. You flex those muscles, but your lines are so stiff, I’m just here for the laughs, man, you’re a comedy gift!
(Chorus) Arnold, oh Arnold, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your accent’s so thick, it’s like glue on a shoe. From the gym to the screen, you’ve had quite a ride, But let’s not forget, you’re a meme worldwide!
(Verse 2) Governator, you ran the state, what a twist, But your budget cuts had us all in a fist! You said, “I’ll be back,” but where’d you go, dude? We’re still waiting for a sequel, it’s a real mood!
(Chorus) Arnold, oh Arnold, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your accent’s so thick, it’s like glue on a shoe. From the gym to the screen, you’ve had quite a ride, But let’s not forget, you’re a meme worldwide!
(Bridge) You’ve got a love child, oh what a surprise, You kept it under wraps, but we all saw the signs. You’re a bodybuilding champ, but your family’s a mess, Just like your movies, man, it’s all just a guess!
(Verse 3) You pump iron hard, but your jokes are so weak, You’re the king of one-liners, but they’re all antique. From “Hasta la vista” to “Get to the chopper,” Your catchphrases are classic, but they’re getting a bit proper!
(Chorus) Arnold, oh Arnold, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your accent’s so thick, it’s like glue on a shoe. From the gym to the screen, you’ve had quite a ride, But let’s not forget, you’re a meme worldwide!
(Outro) So here’s to you, Arnie, with a wink and a grin, You’ve entertained us all, let the roasting begin! Just remember, my dude, it’s all in good fun, You’re the Austrian Oak, but I’m the one with the pun!