(Verse 1) Yo, Antonio, you suave like a cat, But let’s talk about those roles, where you at? Zorro’s mask, yeah, you wore it well, But in ‘Puss in Boots’, you just rang the bell! You’re the king of the drama, the heartthrob scene, But sometimes your accents, man, they’re just mean! You strut like a peacock, with that Spanish flair, But in ‘Spy Kids’, you were just a dad with hair!

(Chorus) Antonio, oh Antonio, what’s the deal? You’re a legend, but let’s keep it real! From ‘Desperado’ to ‘Shrek’, you’ve had your fun, But sometimes your choices, they leave us stunned!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you danced with the stars? You twirled and you spun, but you didn’t go far! You’re a heartbreaker, but let’s not forget, That ‘Mambo Kings’ flick, it’s a bit of a threat! You’ve got charm, you’ve got style, But your movie choices? They make us smile! From ‘The 33’ to ‘Assassins’ too, Sometimes we wonder, what’s wrong with you?

(Chorus) Antonio, oh Antonio, what’s the deal? You’re a legend, but let’s keep it real! From ‘Desperado’ to ‘Shrek’, you’ve had your fun, But sometimes your choices, they leave us stunned!

(Bridge) You’re the Spanish heartthrob, we can’t deny, But your ‘acting’ in ‘The Expendables’ made us cry! You’ve got the looks, you’ve got the moves, But let’s be honest, you’ve got some grooves!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Antonio, we love your flair, Just keep it light, and don’t go too far! You’re a star, no doubt, in the Hollywood scene, But let’s keep roasting, it’s all in good fun, you know what I mean?

Antonio, oh Antonio, you’re still the best, Just remember, we’re all here for the jest!