(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Sir Anthony, the man of the hour, But let’s talk about those roles, you know they got power. Hannibal Lecter, yeah, you ate a guy’s liver, But in real life, you’re just a sweet old giver!

(Chorus) Anthony, Anthony, what’s with the frown? You’re a legend, but let’s break it down. You’re a knight in the movies, but in life, you’re a clown, Just don’t eat my face, man, I’m just messin’ around!

(Verse 2) You’ve played a king, a genius, and a madman too, But can you cook a meal? I doubt it’s true! You’re a master of suspense, but can’t handle a spatula, Just stick to the scripts, leave the cooking to Julia!

(Chorus) Anthony, Anthony, what’s with the frown? You’re a legend, but let’s break it down. You’re a knight in the movies, but in life, you’re a clown, Just don’t eat my face, man, I’m just messin’ around!

(Bridge) You’ve got that Oscar, but can’t find your keys, Forgetting your lines, man, that’s a real tease! You’re a titan of film, but let’s keep it light, Just don’t take my heart, or I’ll run in fright!

(Verse 3) You’re a maestro of drama, a Shakespearean king, But when it comes to TikTok, you can’t do a thing! Dancing like a grandpa, it’s a sight to behold, But we love you, Anthony, you’re worth your weight in gold!

(Chorus) Anthony, Anthony, what’s with the frown? You’re a legend, but let’s break it down. You’re a knight in the movies, but in life, you’re a clown, Just don’t eat my face, man, I’m just messin’ around!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Sir, with your quirks and your flair, A playful diss track, but we know you don’t care. Keep acting, keep laughing, you’re a treasure, it’s true, Just remember, Anthony, we’re all fans of you!