(To the tune of Coldplay's "Fix You")
Verse 1:
When you’re caught on the jumbotron,
With your HR chief, looking like a con,
And the crowd starts to laugh and cheer,
You realize your career's in fear.
Pre-Chorus:
And the CEO's face turns red,
As he ducks and hides his head,
Oh, what a tangled web they've spun,
Caught on camera, now they're done.
Chorus:
Coldplay didn't fix you,
They just exposed your affair,
Now your LinkedIn's gone,
And your wife's no longer there.
Verse 2:
You thought you could keep it discreet,
But the kiss cam caught your deceit,
Now the internet's ablaze,
With memes and jokes about your ways.
Pre-Chorus:
And your company's in a bind,
As they try to clear their mind,
But the damage is already done,
Thanks to your kiss cam fun.
Chorus:
Coldplay didn't fix you,
They just exposed your affair,
Now your LinkedIn's gone,
And your wife's no longer there.
Bridge:
Oh, the trust you built is shattered,
And your reputation's tattered,
All because you couldn't resist,
A moment of bliss that didn't exist.
Chorus:
Coldplay didn't fix you,
They just exposed your affair,
Now your LinkedIn's gone,
And your wife's no longer there.
Outro:
So remember, when you're in the crowd,
Keep your hands to yourself, be proud,
For the kiss cam never lies,
And it can lead to your demise.
