(Verse 1) Yo, Álvaro, you think you’re the king, But let’s talk about that time you forgot to sing, Money Heist got you all the fame, But can you remember your own name? You’re the Professor, but where’s the plan? You’re lost in the script, like a confused man.
(Chorus) Álvaro, oh Álvaro, You’re a star, but you’re missing the bar, With your quirky style and that charming grin, But we all know you can’t dance, let’s begin!
(Verse 2) You rock that beard, but what’s with the hair? Looks like a bird’s nest, man, it’s just not fair! You’re acting cool, but we see the truth, You trip on your lines like you’re still in your youth.
(Chorus) Álvaro, oh Álvaro, You’re a star, but you’re missing the bar, With your quirky style and that charming grin, But we all know you can’t dance, let’s begin!
(Bridge) You’re the Professor, but can’t teach a class, Your fashion sense? Man, it’s a total pass! You’re charming and sweet, but let’s keep it real, Your cooking skills? I’d rather not meal!
(Verse 3) You’ve got the looks, but where’s the skill? Your acting’s like a rollercoaster, up and down the hill. You’re a meme, a joke, but we love you still, Just don’t ask you to cook, or we’ll need a refill!
(Chorus) Álvaro, oh Álvaro, You’re a star, but you’re missing the bar, With your quirky style and that charming grin, But we all know you can’t dance, let’s begin!
(Outro) So here’s to you, our favorite guy, Keep shining bright, don’t let it pass by, Just remember, we’re all in on the fun, Álvaro Morte, you’re number one!