(Verse 1) Yo, Alice Braga, you think you’re the queen, But let’s break it down, let’s keep it real clean. You’re in the movies, but where’s the big hit? I’m still waiting for that role that’ll make me commit.

You’re in ‘City of God’, that’s a classic, no doubt, But what’s with those flicks that make us wanna shout? ‘I Am Legend’ was cool, but you barely showed, Just a flash in the pan, like a quick episode.

(Chorus) Alice, Alice, where’s the magic? Your career’s like a meme, it’s kinda tragic. You got the looks, but where’s the spark? Let’s light it up, girl, don’t leave us in the dark!

(Verse 2) You’re in ‘The Suicide Squad’, but girl, what’s the plan? You’re like a sidekick, not the main event, man! You got the talent, but where’s the big break? I’m just here wondering, for goodness’ sake!

And what’s with the accents? You switch ‘em like clothes, One minute you’re Brazilian, next minute who knows? You’re a chameleon, but not in a good way, I’m just tryna figure out what you’re tryna say!

(Chorus) Alice, Alice, where’s the magic? Your career’s like a meme, it’s kinda tragic. You got the looks, but where’s the spark? Let’s light it up, girl, don’t leave us in the dark!

(Bridge) But hey, we still love ya, you’re a star in our eyes, Just need a few more roles that’ll make us all rise. So keep on grinding, don’t take this to heart, We’re just here for the laughs, that’s the real art!

(Outro) So here’s to Alice, the queen of the scene, Keep shining bright, you know what I mean. We’re rooting for you, just don’t take a fall, ‘Cause in this crazy game, we’re all in it for the ball!