(Verse 1) Yo, Alfonso, you think you’re the king, But let’s talk about that ‘Gravity’ fling, Floating in space, you lost your way, But hey, at least you made Sandra Bullock sway!

(Chorus) Alfonso, Alfonso, what’s the deal? You’re a genius, but let’s keep it real, With your long takes and your artsy flair, Sometimes I wonder if you’re just out there!

(Verse 2) You got that Oscar, yeah, you’re a star, But remember that time you forgot your car? Left it on set, what a sight to see, A director with a parking ticket, oh me!

(Chorus) Alfonso, Alfonso, what’s the deal? You’re a genius, but let’s keep it real, With your long takes and your artsy flair, Sometimes I wonder if you’re just out there!

(Bridge) You made ‘Roma’, a love letter to home, But did you really need that much black and chrome? We get it, you’re deep, you’re a cinematic sage, But sometimes it feels like you’re stuck in a cage!

(Verse 3) You’re the master of the one-shot scene, But let’s be honest, it’s a little obscene, You’re like, “Look at me, I’m so avant-garde,” But I’m just here like, “Dude, it’s just a yard!”

(Chorus) Alfonso, Alfonso, what’s the deal? You’re a genius, but let’s keep it real, With your long takes and your artsy flair, Sometimes I wonder if you’re just out there!

(Outro) So here’s to you, with your quirky style, Keep making movies, keep making us smile, Just remember, Alfonso, it’s all in good fun, You’re a legend, my dude, but we’re not quite done!