(Verse 1) Yo, Alejandro, you’re the king of the scene, But sometimes your films are a little too keen, You got that Oscar, yeah, you’re on a roll, But Birdman’s plot? Man, it took a toll!

(Chorus) Alejandro, oh, you’re a cinematic beast, But your long takes got me craving a feast, I’m just tryna watch, but I’m losing my mind, Can we cut to the chase? I’m running out of time!

(Verse 2) You love your actors, but they’re always in pain, Making ‘em suffer like it’s part of the game, You got DiCaprio freezing in the snow, While you’re sipping lattes, just stealing the show!

(Chorus) Alejandro, oh, you’re a cinematic beast, But your long takes got me craving a feast, I’m just tryna watch, but I’m losing my mind, Can we cut to the chase? I’m running out of time!

(Bridge) You’re the master of drama, the king of the twist, But sometimes I wonder, did you get lost in the mist? Your films are like puzzles, I’m scratching my head, I need a map, man, just to get out of bed!

(Verse 3) You’re a genius, I know, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes your plots are like a bad meal, I’m here for the laughs, not the existential dread, So lighten it up, or I’ll go watch Ted!

(Chorus) Alejandro, oh, you’re a cinematic beast, But your long takes got me craving a feast, I’m just tryna watch, but I’m losing my mind, Can we cut to the chase? I’m running out of time!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Iñárritu, the man of the hour, Just remember, buddy, you’ve got the power, To make us all laugh, to make us all cry, But let’s keep it fun, or I might just say bye!