(Verse 1) Yo, Alain Delon, the French heartthrob king, But let’s be real, you ain’t got that bling. You strutted on screen, with that smirk and that glare, But off the set, man, you’re just a millionaire!

(Chorus) Alain, Alain, what’s with the drama? You’re a legend, but you got that karma. From ‘Rocco’ to ‘Samourai’, you played it cool, But in real life, bro, you’re just a fool!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the looks, but where’s the charm? Your love life’s a mess, it’s raising alarms! With all those romances, you’re a real Casanova, But can’t keep a lady? Man, that’s a hangover!

(Chorus) Alain, Alain, what’s with the drama? You’re a legend, but you got that karma. From ‘Rocco’ to ‘Samourai’, you played it cool, But in real life, bro, you’re just a fool!

(Bridge) You’ve got that style, but what’s with the fuss? You’re a fashion icon, but you’re still a plus! With all those controversies, you’re a walking meme, But we love you, Alain, you’re still living the dream!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, the man of the hour, With your brooding looks and your cinematic power. Just remember, Alain, it’s all in good fun, You’re a French legend, but we’re still gonna run!

(Chorus) Alain, Alain, what’s with the drama? You’re a legend, but you got that karma. From ‘Rocco’ to ‘Samourai’, you played it cool, But in real life, bro, you’re just a fool!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the flair, Alain Delon, we’ll always care. Just keep it light, and don’t take the bait, You’re a star, my dude, but we’re still gonna hate!