Crackin’ cold ones, rollin’ D20s at dawn,

Akim & Gipsy – two old-school RPG pawns.

Character sheet says 50, but our brains stuck at 20,"

Gen X best Generaion we are out here we’re grinding side quests for fun.

Back in the day: Coke and Fast Food on a long night,

fighting Dragons and Orcs by dimmed light –

trash-talking power gamers please leave us alone.

Older than computer game systems, but brains still as cool teens,

going to kill goblins on side quests. We skip the main story for more XP glory.

Spending gold for weapons and chainmail!

Kids today still try to optimize but still fail!

We’re over here failing Charisma checks at the tavern.

They’ve been killing us from time to time –

but we’ve been respawning after a while..

Game Master take care of us but we ain’t dead yet!

Our inventory’s just legendary with 37 health potions we cross all oceans.

Some play archetypes to have fast action but we’re still in character creation,

Akim & Chipsy – the good old chaos faction!

"Roll another perfect hit, bro… the monster’s dead and gone,"

"Shut your trap and reroll—new campaign’s comin’ on!"

"We're still the stars—the dice obey our hand,

You're just dumb NPCs... pause Gamemaster's command."