[Verse]
I pooped on the train oh what a scene
Guy next to me saw his face turned green
Slipped on my shame hit my head hard
Medics arrived with poop as their guard
[Verse 2]
People were staring their jaws dropped low
Conductor came in said what a freak show
My dayās a mess couldnāt get worse
Poop on their hands thatās quite the curse
[Chorus]
Accidental mayhem on the morning line
Who knew such chaos could be mine
Laugh or cry itās all the same
Lifeās a wild unpredictable game
[Bridge]
Next thing I know Iām on the evening news
Reporters asking for my point of view
What can I say itās a real big mess
Just hope one day itāll be much less
[Verse 3]
This crazy story takes its own flight
People making memes laughing all night
From my silly mishap to internet fame
Iām just that guy who brought poop to the train
[Chorus]
Accidental mayhem on the morning line
Who knew such chaos could be mine
Laugh or cry itās all the same
Lifeās a wild unpredictable game